I honestly don’t understand how so many people teach themselves to program. All I want right now is an expert at my beck and call to answer all of my terrible beginner questions. Apparently, my latest problem is so basic that no one has even asked about it on Stack Overflow. So, I signed up and asked and now I’m sort of dreading the responses I might get.

On the bright side, I’m getting more and more familiar with Swift. So much so that Objective C now looks super weird and unnatural to me. O.o